Sometimes you get attention when you really don’t want it. This happened to a friend of mine yesterday. Some dude, creeping her out in a coffee shop. So instead of feeling weird and awkward and creeped out…she did something weird and a little gross.
She picked her nose in an ultra-obvious way.
She texted me as she was doing this, knowing that this is the sort of thing that is right up my alley. I would totally do something like that. I’ve been known to do something weird to make a point. It not only turned the creeped-out table on that dude, but gave us both a good laugh.
So, if you don’t want that attention, be a weirdo. It works like a charm.
But…if you want some non-creepy attention, if you want someone to maybe even like you, cookies are always a good route. These cookies want your attention, even if they aren’t beauty queens. They have deep, chocolatey flavor, nutty-sweet pecans, rich bits of dark chocolate, and crunchy, sea salt sprinkles. They are dense, yet soft and yielding. Perfect with cold milk.
Chocolate Pecan Cookies with Sea Salt
Adapted from The Kitchn. Makes about 2 dozen.
The original recipe suggests using the best dutch-process cocoa, fresh nuts, and quality chocolate or chips. I agree whole-heartedly, the flavor of the cookies will be totally worth the quality ingredients. I used Valrhona cocoa powder, ghiradelli chips, freshly-toasted pecans, and Maldon salt. You can use just all-purpose flour if you do not have/want the white whole wheat.
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/3 cup white whole wheat flour
2/3 cup unsweetened, dutch processed cocoa powder
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon instant espresso powder
1 1/2 sticks (6 ounces) unsalted butter, softened
1 1/4 cups packed brown sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup bittersweet chocolate chips/chopped chocolate pieces
1 cup pecans, toasted and broken into pieces
flaky sea salt for sprinkling
Preheat oven to 375F and line sheet pans with parchment or silicone baking mats.
In a medium bowl whisk together flours, cocoa, baking powder, salt, and espresso. Set aside.
In the bowl of a stand mixer or with a hand mixer on medium, beat the butter and brown sugar until fluffy. Scrape down sides and add eggs one at a time until well-combined, scraping as needed. Mix in the vanilla. Reduce speed to low and mix in dry ingredients, just until combined. Fold in the chocolate and nuts.
Drop or scoop dough onto baking sheets, spaced 2 inches apart, sprinkle with sea salt, and bake for 10-15 minutes (mine took 11) until puffed and still slightly shiny in the middle. Transfer to a cooling rack to cool and store in an airtight container for up to 3 days. Serve with cold glasses of milk.
I love these and their salty-sweetness. Jake ate like 3 on the ride home from your house!
yes! I like that, haha!
Wow, these look absolutely amazing!! Yum, I’m craving chocolate now.
Sara, I’m always craving chocolate 😉
I wish I had a batch of these in front of me right now.. they look amazing!
Thanks Kayla!
Please tell your friend that she’s awesome!
oh, I will!
I love everything about these cookies. Everything!
Amanda, yes! I’m so glad!
your friend is clever, i’ll have to try that just for the heck of it! love those cookies!
clever and effective! thanks cindy!
Mmmm, these look amazing!
The story about your friend is too funny! It reminded me of this video, which shows another good method for keeping weirdos away 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0
Scrummy…utterly scrummy Cindy! Now I’m going to have to work out in grams how much 1 1/2 sticks of butter is, ‘cos I think these cookies are just begging to be made, and devoured in a day. 🙂
thanks Shirleen! I think it is 170-ish grams of butter, but you may want to double check 🙂
Wow, the cookies look just amazing! wish i can taste it 🙂
Thanks Yue!
These look fabulous! I love a dark chocolatey cookie like this and the espresso powder and sea salt are amazing touches, love!
thanks! me too 🙂
You know what my favorite thing about these cookies is? They are chubby! I love thick, cookies that don’t spread out much. Gorgeous!
yes! I love chubby cookies too Terris.
i want this NOW!!! looks tremendously good!
awesome! thanks mary!
Yummy! I love chocolate and sea salt combo.. Simply delish 🙂
Thank You Kiran!
omg. I have been dealing with a super-creepy guy situation all week. wish I’d had this entry on monday so I could have taken some hints from your friend. LOL! (of course, it would have been nice to drown my woes in these cookies as well. 😉 )
Dang! Cookies do help 🙂
Nice! Just came across your blog, and love it. These cookies look amazing 🙂
Thanks Sonia! Glad you found me.
woah, those awesome! are they more on the cakey side?
these aren’t really cakey or chewy, they are kind of in-between and thick. thanks 🙂
Loving your friend.. that’s one way to get of a creepo.. wow all my fav flavors…chocolate, pecans and sea salt! yummy!!
yes! exactly, glad you liked it 🙂